I am trying to grow my hair out. I have never had long hair, though, I have tried to several times but I could never push through that awful distracting mid-length phase and would run to get it cut. This time though, I made it through. However, I am getting a lot of feedback about it so I have put together a Top 10 list of reasons I am growing it out and posted them on Twitter today.
I have arranged these back into the order in which they were originally tweeted:
Reasons For Growing My Hair Out:
Reason 1 for growing my hair out – An awesome Chinese Gungfu Top Knot doesn’t just happen by itself.
Reason 2 for growing my hair out – I am protesting the spread of the Faux-hawk the only way I know how.
Reason 3 for growing my hair out – It has been my lifelong dream to look like an out of shape, over the hill Johnny Utah gone to seed.
Reason 4 for growing by hair out – I am fake shooting this fake medieval thing in fall and I wanna look like Ned Stark/Boromir.
Reason 5 for growing my hair out- I’ve decided it’s the source of my power and only Delilah can cut it. Delilah Konigsberg, stylist from NJ.
Reason 6 for growing my hair out – All my friends’ wives think I am a bad influence on their husbands.
Reason 7 for growing my hair out – To end the ongoing tyranny and anxiety of the once monthly cut.
Reason 8 for growing my hair out – Hot chicks dig middle-aged men desperately clinging to their quickly fading youth.
Reason 9 for growing my hair out – My brothers have male pattern baldness and this is my way of showing them I am the handsomest.
Reason 10 for growing my hair out – It’s my hair! I can grow it out if I want! You’re not the boss of me!!